Pathetic Club / Shop & Business Owners

Again, I am to add more to the below.

Continuing on my adventures with this Club thing. I need to make something very clear to the pathetic club owners shop owners and “Business” owners and whomever else this may apply to.

You know those prize givers? Yeah, the ones that give out random prizes to visitors for free or just for being there, yeah those!

How many times do we have to decline the 2006 shit that they send us? How many times will it take for them to stuff them with GOODS and I mean GOOD GOODS not some shit from 2006 or 2004. For fucks sakes ya dumb-ass Owners.. you sit there and bitch about no traffic and expect people to TAKE this shit?
Yeah I know, “…well some newbie will like it..”. Hummm Hunnie… I don’t think so. Most people and NEW accounts ARE ALTS, ya stupid nitwits!

I am going to give you a few pieces of Business Advice for free.

You want customers and traffic?
1 – Don’t be stingy and selfish and greedy!

2 – Don’t give out shit that’s older than your Avatar, much less older than the people coming to your events/shop/club!

3 – Change your group gift once a month or more

4 – Change your Lucky Chair/Board and MM’s on a weekly basis ( not hourly or daily! )

5 – Don’t expect your DJ’s and Host to be paid boo-koos of money (this causes problems with other host).

6 – Put a limit to gestures and gesture whores that do it for social griefing. No one likes shitheads that gesture ALL the time!

7 – Don’t flood your customers upon landing! BAD Business! I TP away after the 2nd piece of shit! (Drop down menu)

8 – Get rid of those 10x10x01 fucking transparent boxes at the landing point.
If you need a fucking script to detect them, ASK ME, I’ll give you one for free and full perm!

9 – Offer newbie gifts that are up to date and not OLD SHIT! (Since most NEW people ARE alts) as some want to be left alone!

10 – Stop taken advantage of people by forcing them to click on one of those cheap as subscribers that they don’t know that their name has been added to a fucking list, you greedy mother fucker!

11 – Stop setting your auto group adds to 50 meters. Set them to 5 or 10 and INSIDE your fucking shop, not outside!
I hate when I walk by (OUTSIDE 10+ meters) from a shop and get spammed to join the fucking group! I am not EVEN interesting in your cheap-cheesy assed shop! And you have been muted for GOOD too. And not coming off just for that!
[Note: Unwanted advert Spam is Abuse report-able. meaning, that people will AR your for it(Like me). Look it up, dumb fuck!
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and for the last time, KILL the mother fucking auto-subscribers that add people’s names to a list!
No one likes to be spammed with shit that they didn’t fucking ask for.

and that’s all that I am going to give you for now. So let’s see how well you can create a fucking “Business” with these tips.
With any luck, your traffic will pick up and you will even get more pay, simply because you show that you are NOT greedy as fuck!

Examples:

Don’t do what League does. Same old fucking gift (Golden Leggings) for over 4 years!

DO Offer quality items such as Filthy Skins.

Don’t use someone else’s shop as an example, set it to what you think is best! And for fucks sake, better than what it is now!

Offer free gifts throughout the shop like some places do. Make them walk around but not the whole fucking sim! (If your shop is that large)!

Enid